DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
It's tough to knock a funny film for being not nearly as funny as it
could have been -- or thinks it is -- but that's ultimately the problem
with DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Using that increasingly-popular device of the
faux documentary, it tells the behind-the-scenes story of a regional
beauty pageant in the small town of Mount Rose, Minnesota. Town grand
dame Gladys Leeman (Kirstie Alley) is one of the organizers of the local
Miss Teen Princess America competition, but she also happens to be the
mother of contestant Becky Leeman (Denise Richards). That gives Becky a
distinct edge, though she faces her toughest challenge from tap-dancing
trailer park ingenue Amber Atkins (Kirsten Dunst). Unless, that is, Amber
meets the same sort of untimely end as others who cross the Leemans.
It would be easy enough to call DROP DEAD GORGEOUS a second-rate
gloss on Michael Ritchie's SMILE, or a wannabe WAITING FOR GUFFMAN, or a
half-hearted THE POSITIVELY TRUE ADVENTURES OF THE ALLEGED TEXAS
CHEERLEADER-MURDERING MOM (also, not coincidentally, directed by Michael
Ritchie). Such criticisms don't do justice to the number of belly laughs
this film provides. Some are exaggerated, like the behavior of one
judge's mentally handicapped brother (Will Sasso). Some are subtle, like
the production number that finds pageant contestants smearing themselves
on freshly-painted stepladders. And some are sharp, like the smoking,
drinking, pregnant teen who says she can't make an event because she's
"like, due, or something." By the time the talent portion of the
competition rolls around -- complete with dog impressions and monologues
from SOYLENT GREEN -- DROP DEAD GORGEOUS has provided enough humor to
avoid being buried by comparative criticism.
The thing about those comparitive criticisms is that you'd also be
right. As scripted by Lona Williams -- herself a former Minnesota beauty
contest participant -- the film takes on too many targets to skewer any of
them with maximum effectiveness. The peek at pageant contestants finds
only the occasional insight, opting instead for broad caricatures and even
broader gags. The film's small-town setting is given a similar treatment,
with freakishly outrageous characters (including chief overacting
offenders Alley and Ellen Barkin) undercutting the more spot-on
observations of provincial foibles. In fact, director Michael Patrick
Jann almost always opts for over-the-top, making the documentary set-up
seem completely inappropriate. It's impossible to get caught up in DROP
DEAD GORGEOUS's verisimilitude when the action arbitrarily switches to
rapid-fire, multiple-angle edits the likes of which I've never seen in any
It's that aggravating refusal to look for genuine humor that makes
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS so frustrating. When it's funny, it's quite
entertaining, but there's always the suspicion that it could have been
hilarious with a bit of care. Why make the teen-obsessed judge (Matt
Malloy) a nervous, chain-smoking cartoon character patterned after
Martin Short's shyster Nathan Thurm? Why continue the story for fifteen
minutes after the film's natural climax, including a vomit-spewing journey
to the state finals? Why give the one recognizably human character (the
wonderful Allison Janney as Amber's surrogate mother) so little to do?
Every joke made in DROP DEAD GORGEOUS made me think of a joke missed;
every raucous chuckle called to mind an even better sly snicker. It's
like a vaudeville act that will do anything to please the crowd, only it's
a vaudeville act that thinks it's a wicked satire. You'll laugh, you'll
sigh, you'll think about the better films covering similar subject matter.
This may be one of the least satisfying entertaining films of recent
On the Renshaw scale of 0 to 10 pageants pending: 6.
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