THE PARENT TRAP
It never fails to amaze me that something as essentially light and pointless as Disney's remake of
The Parent Trap can clock in at over two hours in length. This is one of those movies
that has difficulty sustaining any kind of comic or dramatic momentum for 90 minutes, so the final
half-hour turns into a real endurance contest. Of course, the original The Parent Trap, a
1961 film that pushed all the same "cute" buttons, was saddled with virtually the same bloated
running time, which offers a partial explanation as to why Nancy Meyers and Charles Shyer felt
they had to confine audiences to their seats for so long.
I'm not sure how or when the first The Parent Trap was elevated to the Disney-
proclaimed status of "a classic," since it's just another dated example of the family-friendly,
creatively-barren pabulum that the studio turns out with regularity. The film was popular enough
with kids to warrant three made-for-TV sequels (all starring Hayley Mills). Now, with a
completely new cast and the remake team of Meyers and Shyer (Father of the Bride, Father of the Bride Part II) behind the camera, Disney is
once again engaging in a process that their live-action division thrives on: self-cannibalization.
And it wouldn't be so bad if any of these second-chance movies were actually good.
The story, which stays pretty close to the original, doesn't break into new (or, to be frank,
interesting) territory. It also has a premise that stretches a willing suspension of disbelief past the
breaking point (more on that later). The film opens with a brief sequence in 1986 that shows a
well-dressed couple romancing each other on the Queen Elizabeth 2. Cut to a summer
camp in Maine, 11 years and 9 months later. Hallie Parker (Lindsay Lohan) has arrived there
from her home in Napa, California, where she lives with her single father, Nick (Dennis Quaid).
Another of Camp Walden's summer visitors, Annie James (also Lohan), has come all the way from
England, where she lives with her single mother, Elizabeth (Natasha Richardson). It turns out that
Hallie and Annie are dead ringers, and, after a brief period of one-upsmanship that escalates into a
prank war, the two girls bond. In the course of cementing their friendship, Hallie and Annie make
the remarkable discovery that they are actually twin sisters. They then decide that, when camp is
over, they will switch places so that each can meet the parent they don't know with the eventual
goal of getting Mom and Dad together again.
Consider, if you will, the reason why Hallie and Annie have never met: because Nick and
Elizabeth, shortly after the birth of the twins, split up and agreed that each of them would take one
child, and there would be no further contact between the two halves of the broken family. To
accept this premise, you have to swallow two gargantuan contrivances:
- A parent would be willing to give up a beloved child to an ex-spouse and would agree to
never attempt to contact that child in the future, and
- The children, who are obviously terminally incurious, would never be told that they are one
half of a matched set.
Of course, the problem with this is that it's not remotely credible, even in the context of a
lightweight fantasy. And believability isn't the only problem. This solution paints Nick and
Elizabeth as self-centered ogres who are more concerned about staying away from each other than
with the well-being of their offspring. Of course, that isn't how Disney wants us to think about
these two, but cheerful performances by Dennis Quaid and Natasha Richardson can't obscure the
basic facts. And it's equally odd that Hallie and Annie, upon figuring out their parents' duplicity,
don't show even the slightest sign of resentment.
Unless it's in deference to the fact that Hayley Mills played both girls in the first The Parent
Trap, I ha
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