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At Theaters: 8/14/1998 On Video: 12/29/1998
Rated: PG-13 Length: 1 hr. 30 min.
Internet: Web Site Movie ID: 089804
Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures Inc.
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London, the 1990s. The city is once again a hotbed of activity signaling the world to make way for the millennium. Fin-de-siecle nihilism alongside revisionist spiritualism, old-guard capitalism clashing with global-concern idealism, a nostalgia for the past rethought to serve the present. Time once again for heroes with style to burn. Time once again for John Steed and Emma Peel.

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Action Adventure - This misfire is a completely incoherent attempt to turn the '60s cult hit, THE AVENGERS, into a '90s motion picture event. Intended to be half-spoof, half-spy movie, the film misses both marks, resulting in a production that has little appeal for anyone, including AVENGERS fans.
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Cast and Crew Heading
Ralph Fiennes (The English Patient)
Uma Thurman (Les Miserables)
Sean Connery (The Rock)
Director: Jeremiah Chechik (Diabolique)
Producer: Jerry Weintraub (The Specialist)
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Production Notes Heading
That Was Then
This Is So Now
That's Really Surreal
Pinstripes and Leather
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PROFANITY: Very infrequent, but with one extremely bad word.
SEX/NUDITY: A brief shot of partially-covered buttocks.
VIOLENCE: Mostly cartoonish and without blood.
DRUGS/ALCOHOL: Social drinking.
ACTION: Lots of chases and fights, but all boring.
COMEDY: Most attempts at comedy fall flat.
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Very Poor
The Avengers is an absolute mess. It looks like the regurgitated leavings of something watchable, a cinematic abomination that got pulled apart and put back together so many times that it lost all semblance of coherence. Did Halloween's Michael Myers edit this with his knife? To make matters worse, nothing in this movie proved capable of grabbing my interest, which turned the ninety minutes I spent in a theater into a period of unrelieved tedium. The Avengers fails in almost every possible way, from acting to writing and direction. When it comes to TV shows transformed into movies, this has to be the worst effort to date. For that dubious honor, it edges out Mr. Magoo. And that probably says all that needs to be said.

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Opinion Heading

Based on an Exit Polling of 135 Moviegoers

Ages Age Group
How
Many
Your Probability of
Enjoying This Movie
*
Would
Recommend
Movie To Friends
1-12Children (M/F)
4
High
100%%
13-19Teens (M)
14
About 50/50
71%%
13-19Teens (F)
16
Low
63%%
20-29Yg Adults (M)
7
Fairly Low
57%%
20-29Yg Adults (F)
5
Very Low
60%%
30+Adults (M)
40
Low
35%%
30+Adults (F)
49
Low
24%%
*Possible Ratings: Very High, High, Fairly High, About 50/50, Fairly Low, Low, Very Low.

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John Steed (Fiennes) has been called by The Ministry (Britain's ultra-top-secret secret agency) to investigate some very strange goings-on in Her Majesty's kingdom. The weather seems out of control, foul, deadly-even for England. Freak snowstorms, hail of Old Testament proportions, temperatures wildly fluctuating from blast furnace to arctic. Someone is out to control the weather, literally, and bring the country and the world to its knees. Who could master such a plan, such a brilliant and demonic attempt to extort the riches of nations in return for a temperate day? All bets are on Sir August De Wynter (Connery), former Ministry man, very rich, very odd, entirely too smart.

Preparing to fight fire (or snow or hail) with fire, Steed is paired with the unflappable Mrs. Emma Peel (Thurman), a master of jujitsu, a doctor in meteorological science and a body made for haute couture.

Steed and Peel, with martini-dry wit and icy sexiness, are here for a new age of cool.

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