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NO SUCH THING
(Limited Release)

 
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At Theaters: 3/29/2002 On Video: 7/9/2002
Rated: R Length: hr. min.
Internet: Web Site Movie ID: 399904
Studio: United Artists Inc.
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Disgusted with human evolution, a foul-mouthed monster kills anyone who crosses his path. When a news crew sent to investigate the monster disappears, a guileless young journalist is dispatched to follow up on the story. She befriends the monster, and eventually becomes his only hope in ending his life of misery.
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Comedy
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Cast and Crew Heading
Sarah Polley THE CLAIM, GUINEVERE, GO
Robert John Burke THINNER
Helen Mirren TEACHING MRS. TINGLE
Julie Christie HAMLET
Wri/Dir: Hal Hartley
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Entertainment Weekly   Full Review
Below Average "The film wants to be writer-director Hal Hartley's absurdist gloss on Beauty and the Beast, and Robert John Burke, as the monster, has a snappish impatience that's desperate and funny. But Hartley, in what is either a failure of passion or a fear of it, gives this derelict-saint of a creature no special quality of lyrical desire; he's just a bum with a horned face. Hartley is trapped between sincerity and mock sincerity, and that all but dooms a filmmaker to slipping through the cracks.''

Roger Ebert  Full Review
Poor "No Such Thing is inexplicable, shapeless, dull. It doesn't even rise to entertaining badness. Coming four years after his intriguing if unsuccessful Henry Fool, and filmed mostly on location in Iceland with Icelandic money, it suggests a film that was made primarily because he couldn't get anything else off the ground.''

TV Guide Online  Full Review
Average "...the film is little more than a stylish exercise in revisionism whose point — we create, then destroy our own monsters in order to assure ourselves we're human — is no doubt true, but serves as a rather thin moral to such a knowing fable.''

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