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At Theaters: 7/18/2003 On Video: 1/13/2004
Rated: PG Length: 1 hr. 28 min.
Internet: Web Site Movie ID: 419924
Studio: Universal Pictures Inc.
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When her majesty's crown jewels are stolen by a conniving Frenchman, who also plans to steal the queen's throne, Johnny English, a bit unseasoned but intensely enthusiastic, is thrown onto the case. Fast cars, high tech gadgets, top secret info - Johnny can hardly believe it. He may be in over his head, but his courage and dedication are unmatched.

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Comedy - This movie delivers pretty much exactly what you expect, goofy, silly, fun. Fortunately, the movie manages to be funny and entertaining without being too studid.

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Cast and Crew Heading
Rowan Atkinson THE LION KING, SCOOBY-DOO, RAT RACE, BEAN
Natalie Imbruglia TV's - NEIGHBOURS
Ben Miller THE TRUTH, THE ACTORS
John Malkovich KNOCKAROUND GUYS, SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE
Wri/Dir: Peter Howitt ANTITRUST, SLIDING DOORS
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PROFANITY: 3 A-words and just a few milder ones.
SEX/NUDITY: A man's butt is shown and there is mild talk of making love.
VIOLENCE: It's typical James Bond style violence only milder.
DRUGS/ALCOHOL: None
ACTION: It's similar to the action in a 007 film but there's less of it.
COMEDY: It's not hilarious, but it does produce lots of chuckles.
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Below Average

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James Berardinelli, Internet Critic  Full Review
Below Average "Johnny English isn't just forgettable; it's a waste of time. As far as uniqueness goes, there's little that this movie attempts that hasn't been explored in films... Johnny English is a tamer Austin Powers crossed with "Get Smart," with very little in the way of effective humor.''

Roger Ebert  Full Review
Below Average "If Austin Powers is the funniest of the Bondian parodies, Johnny English is the least necessary, a mild-mannered ramble down familiar paths. Johnny English plays like a tired exercise, a spy spoof with no burning desire to be that, or anything else. The thing you have to credit Mike Myers for is that he loves to play Austin Powers and is willing to try anything for a laugh. Atkinson seems to have had Johnny English imposed upon him. And thus upon us.''

USA TODAY  Full Review
Above Average "The jokes often are corny or labored, and the story is predictable. However, Atkinson raises the movie to the level of good fun by the force of his outrageous persona and skill at physical comedy. His eye-rolling, smirking and pompous posturing will remind audiences of his silly, childlike and anarchic character Mr. Bean, but Johnny English is actually a good deal brighter. And, unlike Bean, he speaks.''

TV Guide Online  Full Review
Below Average "Witless parodies of James Bond-style spy thrillers don't come much more pointless than this dopey vehicle for Rowan Atkinson in MR. BEAN mode. Director Peter Hewitt keeps the film moving briskly, but the measure of whether or not it will seem the longest 88 minutes of your life is how much you look forward to the thought of Atkinson arching his eyebrows, affecting funny voices, rolling his pop-eyes, capering foolishly in the shower and pompously insisting that he meant to do that.''

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Opinion Heading

Based on an Exit Polling of 253 Moviegoers

Ages Age Group
How
Many
Your Probability of
Enjoying This Movie
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Would
Recommend
Movie To Friends
1-12Children (M/F)
43
Very High
100%
13-19Teens (M)
23
Very High
100%
13-19Teens (F)
19
About 50/50
89%
20-29Yg Adults (M)
18
High
100%
20-29Yg Adults (F)
20
High
100%
30+Adults (M)
57
Fairly High
95%
30+Adults (F)
73
Fairly High
81%
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OPINION OVERVIEW
The following is the original "What's Worth Watching" write-up for this movie.

Moviegoer Opinions:

I underestimated how much moviegoers would enjoy Johnny English. These are some outstanding opinions for this silly little comedy. There are quite a few more high opinions and somewhat fewer low opinions than I predicted. I guess moviegoers have seen enough of Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean), to know what type of humor they were going to see.

If this looks like the type of movie you would enjoy then DEFINITELY GO SEE JOHNNY ENGLISH! You're in for some goofy, silly fun.

Cinema Review Prediction: (before moviegoer opinions are collected)
OK, if you go to see this silly 007 spoof, know that you are going to see LOTS of silliness. It just amazes me when I read the comments people make after seeing these types of movies. Many will invariably comment that it's too silly.

If you enjoy Rowan Atkinson's (Mr. Bean) style of humor, and you enjoy the Pink Panther movies with the bumbling idiot policeman who manages to solve crimes in spite of himself, then I feel confident you will enjoy Johnny English. Notice I said "enjoy" not love. I strongly doubt this movie will receive many real high opinions and it will likely in fact receive quite a few low opinions by those who don't know what to expect. However, I feel most moviegoers interested in this movie will find Johnny English to be quite entertaining and fun.


D ETAILED S TORYLINE
When her majesty's crown jewels are stolen by a conniving Frenchman (John Malkovich), who also plans to steal the queen's throne, Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson), a bit unseasoned but intensely enthusiastic, is thrown onto the case. Fast cars, high tech gadgets, top secret info - Johnny can hardly believe it. He may be in over his head, but his courage and dedication are unmatched - especially after he meets double agent Lorna Campbell (Natalie Imbruglia) and discovers that falling in love makes saving the nation even more exciting.

In an uncertain world, few things are as dependable as the British Secret Service. World renowned for the calibre of their agents, the cutting-edge technology utilized in their weaponry and the international intelligence-gathering web cast by their cadre of covert communications operatives, they are one of the last bastions of honor manned with committed defenders of "the truth."

So when an unthinkable plan to filch the country's beloved Crown Jewels comes to the Service's attention, the best man for the job, the crème de la crème of the organization's supersleuths, Agent Number One, is quickly assigned to the case.

…And is almost as quickly dispatched to six feet under.

Unfortunately for the B.S.S., virtually every other able member of its esteemed ranks soon joins Agent Number One in the afterworld….nasty business, bombing a funeral.

Who could be behind such a diabolical plot? Perhaps the same twisted mind bent on stealing the Crown Jewels?

Now, there is only one man remaining who can even hope to protect his country, avenge the elimination of all of the Secret Service's spies and uncover the fiend behind the fiendish plot to make off with the lasting symbols of the once supreme British empire, the Crown Jewels.

Enter Johnny English. He knows no fear. He knows no danger. He knows absolutely nothing.

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