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At Theaters: 5/27/2005 On Video: 9/20/2005
Rated: PG-13 Length: 1 hr. 47 min.
Internet: Web Site Movie ID: 439943
Studio: Paramount Pictures Corp.
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The story of pro quarterback Paul Crewe and former college champion and coach Nate Scarboro, who are doing time in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victor in a football game "fixed" to turn out quite another way.

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DETAILED STORYLINE
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Drama - It's a comedy very similar to the original except that it has much more profanity.

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Cast and Crew Heading
Adam Sandler SPANGLISH, 50 FIRST DATES, ANGER MANAGEMENT
Chris Rock MADAGASCAR, HEAD OF STATE, BAD COMPANY
James Cromwell I, ROBOT, THE SUM OF ALL FEARS
Nelly Rap Singer
Burt Reynolds WITHOUT A PADDLE, DRIVEN, THE CREW, BEAN
Director: Peter Segal 50 FIRST DATES, ANGER MANAGEMENT
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About The Production
About The Characters
Filming The Football Scenes
Building A Mean Machine
Designing The Prison And The Field
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Content Heading
PROFANITY: 1 F-word, 4 GD's, 49 S-words. Many others.
SEX/NUDITY: Some pretty strong sexual references.
VIOLENCE: Lots of somewhat brutal beatings and rough football action.
DRUGS/ALCOHOL: None
ACTION: Quite a bit of football action throughout the movie.
COMEDY: LOTS of chuckles and smiles plus several big laughs.
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Very Mixed

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Roger Ebert Full Review
Good 'The Longest Yard' more or less achieves what most of the people attending it will expect. Most of its audiences will be satisfied enough when they leave the theater, although few will feel compelled to rent it on video to share with their friends.

USA Today Full Review
Good ...though The Longest Yard isn't very deep, neither is it any long ordeal at the multiplex. The new version has the zip of a 96-yard punt return and all the ingredients to inspire the celebratory crushing of empty beer cans.

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Opinion Heading

Based on an Exit Polling of 199 Moviegoers

Ages Age Group
How
Many
Your Probability of
Enjoying This Movie
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Would
Recommend
Movie To Friends
13-19Teens (M)
35
Very High
100%
13-19Teens (F)
24
Very High
100%
20-29Yg Adults (M)
33
Very High
97%
20-29Yg Adults (F)
43
Very High
98%
30+Adults (M)
32
Very High
100%
30+Adults (F)
32
High
100%
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OUTSTANDING OPINIONS! Virtually everyone loved "The Longest Yard." Don't Miss It!

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D ETAILED S TORYLINE
The story of a former pro quarterback trying to make good in the toughest possible situation. When former NFL player Paul Crewe (Adam Sandler) is sent to prison, the warden forces him to transform a diverse group of inmates into a football team. Unlikely teammates, the convicts unite when they find out who they are playing: the guards. With the help of fellow inmates Nate Scarborough (Burt Reynolds) and Caretaker (Chris Rock), Crewe promises the cons a chance to exact revenge in a bone-crushing showdown where anything goes. The Mean Machine returns to the gridiron in this new take on the 1974 classic.
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