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The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louve (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
Comedy - This is a silly parody of popular films in the vein of the Scary
Movie franchise. Random gags and jokes and references take
precedence over character and story. This is definitely one for the
young adult crowd.
PROFANITY: 1 F-words, 10 S-words, 9 GD's, a number of others. SEX/NUDITY: Brief rear nudity. VIOLENCE: Comic hits, fights, and falls. DRUGS/ALCOHOL: Alcohol and tobacco. ACTION: Some fights. COMEDY: Silly slapstick and verbal humor; crude and raunchy gags.
OPINION OVERVIEW The following is the original "What's Worth
Watching" write-up for this movie.
Based on a theater exit polling of 106 moviegoers:VERY MIXED OPINIONS!
TEENS:About half the males really enjoyed "Epic Movie," with most rating it "Fantastic." Just a few rated it "Very Good" and "Good." A third of the moviegoers rated it low to very low. What this tells me is that most of you are going to either love or hate "Epic Movie." So unfortunately, these opinions are too mixed to be of much help.
TWENTYSOMETHINGS:There are just a very few of these opinions and they are so mixed they aren't of any value. Every one of the five females gave a different opinion. The male opinions were just as mixed.
ADULTS:Just a quarter to a third of the adults enjoyed this movie. Most rated it low to terrible. Skip it, is the recommendation here.