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HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS

 
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At Theaters: 1/25/2013 On Video: 6/11/2013
Rated: R Length: 1 hr. 28 min.
Internet: Web Site Movie ID: 600037
Studio: Paramount Pictures Corp.
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After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel and Gretel have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches... their past.
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Action Fantasy - While this is a riff on the classic kids' fairy tale, this is a bloody action- adventure that is much too gory for children. Young adults, particularly males, are the target audience for this film, which should please fans of stars Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton.

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Cast and Crew Heading
Jeremy Renner THE BOURNE LEGACY, THE AVENGERS
Gemma Arterton CLASH OF THE TITANS, QUANTUM OF SOLACE
Famke Janssen X-MEN, TAKEN, GOLDENEYE
Peter Stormare ARMAGEDDON, FARGO
Wri/Dir: Tommy Wirkola DEAD SNOW
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Production Notes Heading
When Fairy Tales Grow Up -- and Get Even
Hansel & Gretel Rebooted
Supporting Cast
Hansel & Gretel's World: The Production
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PROFANITY: 5 F-words; 5 S-words; a few others.
SEX/NUDITY: Brief non-sexual nudity.
VIOLENCE: Bloody shootings, slicings, fights.
DRUGS/ALCOHOL: Alcohol and tobacco.
ACTION: Fights, chases, fires.
COMEDY: Dark humor.
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USA Today Full Review
Poor Oscar nominee Jeremy Renner seems woefully out of place in this thuddingly awful gorefest that aims to be a cheeky spoof, but lacks any real wit.

NY Post Full Review
Terrible January is a traditional dumping ground for Hollywood studio mistakes, and this one's a real stinker that's been mouldering on the shelf at Paramount...

Note: The rating above is our interpretation of what the critic would give this movie based on their review. We are not affiliated with these critic's in any way.

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Opinion Heading

Based on an Exit Polling of 36 Moviegoers

Ages Age Group
How
Many
Your Probability of
Enjoying This Movie
*
Would
Recommend
Movie To Friends
13-19Teens (M)
1
Fairly Low
100%
13-19Teens (F)
4
High
100%
20-29Yg Adults (M)
3
High
100%
20-29Yg Adults (F)
4
High
100%
30+Adults (M)
11
Fairly High
100%
30+Adults (F)
13
High
100%
*Possible Ratings: Very High, High, Fairly High, About 50/50, Fairly Low, Low, Very Low.

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Moviegoer Opinions:

Based on a theater exit polling of 36 moviegoers:
This movie certainly didn't bring in much of a crowd but it did receive reviews that are much better than the "poor" and "terrible" critic reviews we found.
TEENS:The one male wasn't impressed but the four females all loved "Hansel and Gretel."
TWENTYSOMETHINGS:Two of the three males loved it and the other one rated it above average, which indicates a movie he enjoyed very much, but didn't quite love. All four of the females loved it.
ADULTS: About a third of the males loved it. Approximately half rated it above average. The remaining reviews came in as only average, which is a bit disappointing, but not bad. It seems the females, across all age groups, really enjoyed "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters."Half loved it with most of the remaining half indicating they enjoyed it very much. Only a few rated it as low as good/average.

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A legendary fairy tale transforms -- taking a dark, twisting turn down a new path into fun, fast-paced action and sly, sinister modern thrills -- in the rollicking action-horror adventure HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS. The story picks up 15 years after siblings Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) hatched their escape from a child-snatching witch, who changed their lives forever ... and gave them a taste for blood. Now they have come of age as fierce, formidably skilled bounty hunters 100% dedicated to tracking and terminating witches in every dark forest -- hell-bent on retribution. But as the notorious Blood Moon approaches and a familiar wooded town faces a nightmare for its innocent children, Hansel & Gretel encounter an evil beyond any witch they've ever hunted -- an evil that could hold the secret to their frightening past.

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